Fall Brewing Crystal Mess Pale Ale 12oz can

Ladies & Gentlemen. We are excited to announce the return of Fall Brewing CRYSTAL MESS Pale Ale!! The long awaited return of the most addictive pale ale in all of the land. Dosed heavily with all crystal hops that explodes with bright citrusy flavors and spicy herbal notes.

Know the signs of somebody using Crystal Mess:
1. Not caring about personal appearance.
2. Strange sleeping patterns. daytime naps, nighttime handstands
3. Loss of appetite but oddly gaining weight in the mid section.
4. Jerky, erratic movements that one may call ”dancing with myself”
5. Mess mouth
6. Borrowing money from family members for more Crystal Hops.
7. Waiving at all the dogs.
8. …8…I forget what 8 is for.
9. Excessively listening to the Doobie Brothers album Toulouse Street
10. Skating in tie dye crocs

(Addiction is not a joke, please check in on your friends and family)

Stay Rad. Drink Fall.